::oriental nude::
All of my friends were astounded that I could do anything 'classy' as they've been so used to my usual horror, sci-fi, weirdness. Truth is I absolutely love doing this sort of stuff, it's very relaxing. At my scabby art school we used to draw nudes every Friday and it was the highlight of my week. We did fellas and women and each other (clothed, the orgies were on Mondays) and the practice has finally paid off.
Why not commission me to do some original artwork for you? I'm rather reasonable you know.