artwanted My home from home. I used this site to promote myself when I was too busy to update this official site, a few too many lalalanders for my taste, but it's a great site otherwise .

myspace Before Facefuck there was myspace. When updating this page I forgot I was ever on there.

lost cherry I lost mine ages ago, lucky me. Lucky hoover. I hardly ever go here anymore? Am I still alive?

Richard Dawkins Me and Dickie go way back. I remember fondly, the days that he, Douglas Adams and I would sit around drinking Tizer discussing how easy it is to be mislead and how we shouldn't always believe all we read. Rational and critical thinking is important to me, it should be to you too. Hence the link to my very good buddy. (If only!)

Freedomain Radio I want you to go here and listen to this man, Stefan Molyneux. Do it now, do it once at least. Here is a great introduction (better than I could ever present) to 'Libertarianism' which is not a sexual fetish centred around genital decoration. Go see.

Free Talk Live I listen to this station a lot when I'm working, not for the ethical free-market anarcho capitalism stuff, but for the regular caller, Paula "Hi Hun".

Libertarian Alliance Such deviant libertarian thinking is uncommon in the UK but here's where you want to be to get a gist. I'm sick of being asked to vote on the same shades of red, blue and yellow (ever seen "V For Vendetta"?) well and I won't do it anymore. I wont. Don't ask me to. i wont do it.

Out Campaign See the pretty little red 'A' logo below? It means I love something - Yes folks, I'm out and proud! I just love to faff around in public places waving it in people's faces that I'm a raving Atheist! What? Oh, you thought I was going to say something else? You've got a filthy mind.

Pat Condell's Godless Comedy Another one of my favourite podcasts to listen to, Pat exemplifies the phrase "Funny because it's true" and his fearless critique of religion and popular stupidity has made me add him to my personal list of 'All-time great people to have pint with', he can sit between George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

infernalbbq My mate Rod in New Zealand, he's a damn fine artist, so good in fact I shall have to kill him. With death.

Daughter Of Hell AKA Kerry Santo, my agent ;-)

Crobbo The name's Crobbo to you and me. Artist and skater-hound from my part of planet earth. Hey you, can't you go skate somewhere else? Bloody yoots.

Egoboy Actually he's not the smart arse he sounds, he's a jolly splendid amigo as well as an honourable Willie The Freak severed head model.

Thomas Sipos Is my good friend in NYC, brilliant horror writer and one of my first ever clients.Go to his site and look at how lovely his book covers are. Also, take a look at his other sites, here and here. Genius!

Hanna Svensson I'm big in Sweden you know? Here's the homepage of one of my pals and fellow artist and Willie The Freak severed head models.

Your Event Assured I can assure that your event will be assured because my pal from school, Karl, runs this business. He's so much more professional than I am so if you have a business event that you want to go swimmingly drop him a line and tell him I sent you. He promised me a bag of Pic'n'Mix if you do!

Bunny Creations Nobody reads these little bits of text so I don't mind telling you, dear reader, what a big softy i am. Every weekend I dress like a fairy and prance in the garden with my pet rabbits and guinea pigs. I mean, I sacrifice virgins and animals in the name of the great Lord Fuff. This is my pal Lisa's brilliant website (who is the designer?) hop on by!

Mike Lehan Well after I did my first real story boarding gig for Mike he's never left me alone, always emailing me, skyping me, I have no life of my own. If you're reading this Mike it's fine, all's cool, leave me alone I need to eat!

Carlos Ferrao Writing, Artistry, Poetry, Filmmaking? What's a Free-Market Anarcho Capitalist Vegan weirdo got in common with a Meat-Eating Portuguese Communist, I hear you ask? Well, we're still working that question out, but we're great pals and he hasn't equally shared my work out yet, so all's well.

Nethunter It's only proper that I add a link to my Dad's website. His honest critique and advice has been an inspiration to me although the "Son, get your hair cut" bit I'm still working on.

Bulletproof Comics This is where some of my artwork has ended up. Mostly because of Dave Hailwood's crazy writing and inspiration. Note to self: Find more time to do some more work with these crazy loons!