News! (As if you care)

Well dearest avid blog reader,

I have a little bit of news, I thought I'd tell you, whoever you are.

EDIT:

I started writing this..

"Firstly, to business, finally, I've opened an online shop at Redbubble.com where I've made available some of my designs as T-Shirts! I'm really excited about it ---"


Ah look at how child-like and innocent I was, sigh. Well, since I signed up with Redbubble I sold quite a few shirts and was beginning to think that fat-cattery was pending, my pen was hovvering over the purchase order for the new Lamborghini and a fresh tea bag, but alas, all was to crumble around me again like biscuity dominoes.

Put simply, I bought two shirts, it took 26 days to arrive, they were shit, I quit my account. To any of the good people out there who did buy any of my designs in good faith (and you're reading this) then send me a picture of the shirt you bought and I'll do something to compensate you as I feel really let down by it all.

Anyway, on to the rest of the blog, normal service is resumed.

/END OF EDIT

Secondly, is news, but it's news I can't tell you about, but I can tell you that last week I accepted two really exciting gigs in the film industry. I've signed Non-Disclosure Contracts on them both so although I'm bursting to announce to the world what I'm up to, I can't. I can assure you that I'm typically up to no good and that, in my book at least, is a good thing. So, remember I told you that I was up to something and later on, if you can be bothered to check in on your old pal's blog, I'll tell you what it is when I'm legally able to.

Um.. that's about it for now, can't think I've got anything else to tell you except maybe my ankle hurts from playing football and being a fat bastard (and that's a vegan fat bastard by the way). I'll let you know how that clears up if you don't hear it before on News At Ten or CNN or something.

Kisses, you beautiful fruitcake, you.

XX

Stu